[It's probably more likely that his mate never had any illusions, but might have just given the story to Audrey to give the girl something to work off of. But when he mentions missing her Audrey pauses, a particular kind of look in her eyes. She leans over and kisses him outright, soft and careful, as if even that much might accidentally harm his dick.]

Exactly! [And then she goes on like nothing important happened.] I didn't even fucking respect him after he had the gall to say that! I probably could have gotten his wallet off of him too if I wanted!

[She rolls her eyes.]

I really miss Tom, though, so I wanted to see if he was up for something.