[ . . . Okay so he holds up three fingers for her, pressing each of them on a dust off over her lips before he rocks his hips and explains, ]

Okay one, Audrey went for me before I went for her. So that's got to be a break even sort of thing. Two, I never got anywhere with Amelia other than us having a pleasant chat or two, and three... you would look pretty good blonde.

[ . . . That last one doesn't help his case ]