But you're my dork, no one else can call you that!

[She wouldn't believe him being offended unless his life actually depended on it. And when he goes into all that her eyes get wide and he makes her face that much redder with each iteration of 'I love you', and especially with that final, impassioned one.]

I didn't even know guys could be this affectionate!

[But it's ... Incredibly nice. He's not going to treat her like a baby but he's not going to be all stoic and impossible. He's perfect. The man is quite literally perfect. But she's not exactly one to be defeated! So:] I love you times fifty, plus one outfit you get to pick out.

[How does that make sense? Who the fuck knows, but it's cute and it comes to mind, and she kisses him at every other word.]