That sounds exactly like him. [Which just goes to show that some things absolutely never change, whether it's for the immediate good or bad. Still, though.] I don't know about my ear, but you could probably manage it with something like, y'know, putting your hand on my ass or whatever?

[That's a far more sensitive region, and no one will convince her that there isn't something stupidly hot about having your ass grabbed.]

You're definitely ... Going to end up making me cum first. You're not even getting frustrated!

[Maybe she's not so good at teasing! That, or he's just too earnest.]