Please go with me next time for the sole possibility of ripping them a new one, you don't even have to listen to the medical stuff, I promise.

[Hell, most of the time she doesn't want to listen to any of that either so it'd be nice to ignore the mountains of advice that they keep lobbing at them. But while it's tempting to sit back and imagine all the ways Koji would be incredibly helpful at her appointments, there's something a little more important to address.]

So, did I earn myself a spanking or something?

[For banging his teammate.]