[ Mikado, for his part, comes out and exhales hard when he's pretty sure that they're free of the amazing blonde. And he looks up at her with a somewhat strained smile. He loves Linda, he truly, truly does. But she's more than a little overwhelming, and at least she gets it now... right? Probably. ]
Rofl I guess not all our AUs needs to be about sex and that's definitely a weirder one but still
I don't think anyone is like her.