[She raises a brow at him because she does know what he's trying to say, she just doesn't really understand why she's on the list for that.] There's a really nice journal that Audrey's wanted at an antique shop, you can give that to her. [... Junko had already bought it and planned to give it to her friend, but Yamato can have it.] And I know what'll be perfect for mom, it's just going to burn holes in your pants. If you want to go full on 'thanks for the sex, I love you' that's one thing. But 'thanks for the sex and you're going to remember me for this' is another thing entirely, so pick which one you'd rather go with.

[Obviously the latter is going to be more expensive, but. If he really wanted to win himself a new plane of love ... You can't put a price on that, or sanity, as the case may be with either parent. ... God the mall is so fucking crowded! This is why he's not supposed to wait until Christmas Eve to go shopping! Augh. First they are getting Veronica's stationary, and then returning the cookie cutters to get new ones.]